This man, a.k.a. “Daddy,” is wanted for the crime of eating too much bread. He is armed with humous and a butter knife and should be approached with extreme caution. Should you see this man, please contact police constable Esa and the man will promptly be arrested and thrown in jail for at least 15 minutes.
Lately Esa’s really been into playing police station. He put a sign on my bedroom door saying ‘Question Room.’ Inside my room was a make-shift table and clipboard with paper. On his bedroom door was a sign reading ‘Jail.’ He had a little table with play food (water and an apple). I was arrested (he has metal toy handcuffs) and charged with ‘hugging a police officer’ (Esa). This is illegal, apparently. And ignorance of the law is no excuse. I was then taken to jail (without a trial or even a chance to defend myself). I was given 2 Lego people to play with. Esa locked the cell by wedging a door stop into the bottom of the door from the outside. Too bad the door opens inwards and I was able to escape!